"THE DUMP"


September 10, 2006

"The Dump" is a catch-all region in the Xaagma.com domain. This page is a skeletal foundation for something that hasn't yet formed in my brain. But when it does form, which could take centuries, the content grabbed from the instability zone will find a home here. Possibilities include random essays, articles, short stories, long stories, poetry, ideas, brain farts, etc.

What kinds of topics might be covered? Here is a list that I just downloaded from my brain...

Mars
Choo choo trains
Philadelphia
Washing machines
Alternate histories
Hairballs
Eigenvectors
Movie reviews
Diarrhea
Cheerios
What I found under my couch today
Baseball
Toilet paper tubes
Pantloops
Gas prices
Tricycles
How to clean a dish
Millard Fillmore
The joys of cataloging
Farts
Learning how to tie shoelaces
John Meredith Read
Asteroids
How to eat an auction catalogue
Diapers
Knowing when a list is too long
Ebay
Burping the alphabet
Added entries
Whatever happened to the Yugo?
If I were named Hugo, would I drive a Yugo?
Trash trucks
Cement trucks
Dump trucks
Why Edith was so important to "All in the Family"
Transylvania
The metric system
Beavis and Butthead
Messages from my spleen
Hulk Hogan
How come I never find anything on Google?
Stargate SG-1
Powerball and why I never win
What really goes on inside a hamper
Maps
Sandboxes
Bees and rotten pears
Star Blazers
Popeye
Can I really scan food into my stomach?
Visual Basic
Was Seinfeld really better than Mama's Family?
Civilization III
Snoopy circles
Pigpen parallelograms
Peppermint Patty polygons
Turtles
The universe
Clothespin bags
Poops (or Poopies if you prefer)
Diacritics
Chicken noodle soup
The Oort cloud
Politics
Pennsylvanian potholes
How to take lousy pictures with a camera
Jigsaw puzzles
Perforation gauges
The Three Stooges
Combs
Snails
Gilligan's Island
Where is the Indian Ocean?
Millipedes and you
How to make friends with a millipede
Care and feeding of millipedes
What to do when an ant farts
Sneakers
SimCity 4
Guinea pigs
Ootids
Dinosaurs
Thoughts on toll booths
Moths
And much, much more...